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nathan young | misfits | text »

[picnmix]

so i notice one of you sad individuals attempted to start clubs a ways back

let me know if we've an art club, i think i've really got something special to share

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maybe do a mural or two to liven the place up a bit

[introuble]

Oddly enough, we actually just had a vote on board that determined we wouldn't be using penises in our decorations. At all. Sorry.

[picnmix]

true art is not a democracy, therefor i reject the future's pathetic attempts to censor my talents

besides, i feel that vote might've ended differently had they seen my wares

[introuble]

I think you're vastly underestimating how adamant we are against crude drawings of penises. I can't imagine the outrage that would come as a result of a whole mural. In fact, you should probably delete this off of the network before it triggers a ship-wide scandal. Probably right away.

[picnmix]

well aren't we authoritative. you're lucky i find that attractive in a text associated with a mysterious number, otherwise you might have a real mutiny on your hands

and the cock stays

i like to live dangerously

[nothlit]

"special" is a word for it.

[picnmix]

you think that's special

you should see the model

[nothlit]

you know some people call that compensation

[picnmix]

well that's a bit forward

isn't money usually paid for cock and not the other way round? unless penis is currency on your planet, in which case please explain the mechanics of that in lurid detail

[ he knows what you mean, he just chooses to reject it. ]

[breathalyser]

[ Ugh. ]

looks a bit crooked.

self-portrait?

[picnmix]

i prefer the term well-used

[ that's a maybe. ]

[breathalyser]

maybe pick up antibiotics from the clinic when you get that ball cancer checked out.

probably too late though, think it's already spread.

[ To your brain. Years ago. ]

[picnmix]

i can tell you're concerned about this, that's really touching

speaking of touching, there are more natural methods of downsizing the volume of one's testicles. i feel like antibiotics is a bit of a leap to make this early on in the relationship

[emerges]

here's a tip: if you're going to try a brag, at least try and make it good?

[picnmix]

i'm not quite sure what you're implying, but i'm getting a judgmental tone from this text and i don't appreciate it

i worked long and hard on that cock and i think it's fair to say any objective reviewer would find it very impressive

[emerges]

oh i'm not implying anything

i'm pretty much saying it outright.

[milligan]

well that's pretty contemporary.

[picnmix]

thanks, i certainly like to think so

everyone else is just making shrieking noises about how crass and inappropriate a harmless cock is. and here i thought the future was meant to be full of free expression and sexual liberation

[milligan]

and also pretty deep, i guess you're just all sorts of charming. can you draw anything else?

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[allucinator]

Amateur. I've seen better. If you're gonna do a dick, do it right.

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[picnmix]

seen many dicks in your life, have you? you sound like quite the expert

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[allucinator]

I've done enough graffiti in me time to know an amateur.

[xray]

this has got to be the most pathetic case of overcompensation i've ever seen. congratulations.

[picnmix]

why hasn't anyone got any faith in a visual representation of a man's cock these days

and just so you know, i would've done one of them horizontal cocks with the 8s for the balls but these tiny screens couldn't scroll far enough

it's probably best to go for a more modest interpretation for advertising purposes anyway, i've been told the real thing's quite intimidating to the sexually inexperienced

[xray]

this isn't going to lead into some half assed and potentially offensive pick up line, is it?

advice? since there's kids around here maybe try something that's not a cock.