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Comments

[emerges]

all art deserves a little critique right?

and if the piece is anything like the real model... well, i'm not looking too forward to it.

also probably not looking at all.

[picnmix]

yeah?? well i bet you haven't got anything worth bragging about

actually, you're probably one of them weird pedophiles who scours the internet looking for young men to prey upon. you aren't fooling anyone, i've seen those fancy infomercials

and i'll have you know i've never gotten any complaints

well no, there was one time but she was a psychopath who wanted in barry's pants, so she's not allowed an opinion

[emerges]

how do i know you're not the pedophile?

positing dicks for people to see? oldest trick in the book.

ps. i've been told i have a beautiful everything [ TELLING YOURSELF THAT... COUNTS.....!!! ]

[picnmix]

i'll have you know i have a long and traumatic history with pedophiles, so i can say from hard evidence that i am the pedophile bait in this situation

who knows, maybe i'm one of them vigilantes who tries to lure the pedophiles in so i can cut their dicks off. you'll never know unless we arrange a sordid rendezvous


[ AND YES IT DOES how do you think nathan gets by lbr ]

[emerges]

...are you one of those vigilantes? i mean, you seem so fixed on this pedophile thing --

although, asking to meet up is exactly what pedos do.



[ GOOD and probably on some good ol' irish charm and wanking, but it's also nathan. ]

[picnmix]

i s'pose we could always solve this pedophile issue by switching to video

though i warn you, i've been told i'm upsettingly good looking. you may want to take a seat so you don't hurt yourself

[emerges]

if it's going to be anything like your drawing, i'm preparing myself to be underwhelmed.

[ but she'll wait for him to go first before turning on her own video feed. ]

text > video

[picnmix]

right, well don't blame me if you faint and bang your head on something

[ that said, there might be a slight pause before he switches to video; got to put his best face on. which in this case is an arrogant grin. enjoy the equally arrogant and very heavy irish accent, too. ]

Your turn.

video

[emerges]

Was that even English?

[ she'd been ~patiently~ waiting because let's see who the mastermind behind such lovely art is. ding, ding, ding, he's not a creepy old pedophile!

and neither is she (unless they've started coming in the young, blonde girls casually flipping their hair variety)! isn't this grand? she's actually sporting a nice half-smirk because yeah, okay, she knows what he said, but man that is one thick accent.

also can't let him get too smug about things. ]

video

[picnmix]

[ it's a good effort, but unfortunately too smug is his baseline. ]

It's even better; it's Irish. And you're an American. [ not that he's the type to consider americans easy targets - both in terms of pulling and mocking - except yeah, he totally is. ]

Nice hair. Think you could give me some tips to get mine like that? I think I'd look much better with some sleek, sexy waves.

video

[emerges]

[ how did that not end up as his superpower seriously.

she pretends to think about, like she's carefully considering what he might look like with hair like hers. ]

I don't think you're quite ready to pull off something this good. But makeover -- definitely could do with some of that.

video

[picnmix]

[ he looks almost taken aback, but it doesn't slow him down much. ]

Well you think very highly of yourself. I'll have you know the ladies love my look. And hasn't anyone ever told you that kind of attitude isn't very attractive in a young woman?

[ he's lying, he totally digs it. not a whole lot he doesn't dig, though. ]