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Comments

[picnmix]

i prefer the term well-used

[ that's a maybe. ]

[breathalyser]

maybe pick up antibiotics from the clinic when you get that ball cancer checked out.

probably too late though, think it's already spread.

[ To your brain. Years ago. ]

[picnmix]

i can tell you're concerned about this, that's really touching

speaking of touching, there are more natural methods of downsizing the volume of one's testicles. i feel like antibiotics is a bit of a leap to make this early on in the relationship

[breathalyser]

right.

1. you're disgusting

2. you're disgusting

3. still not your friend

[picnmix]

you of all people should be aware that you don't have to be someone's friend to lend them a friendly hand

but i'd like to kindly point out that you engaging in unecessary text-based conversation with me is a very friendly thing to do

[breathalyser]

in your dreams, prick.

and uh, THIS is friendly to you? that seriously explains a lot.

[ Specifically you and Simon. ]

1/2

[picnmix]

hey, beggars can't be choosers

and don't we think highly of ourselves. i'll have you know i haven't had a sexual fantasy involving you for weeks.

2/2

[picnmix]

alright, so my maths a bit off

but it's been nearly one full week, so get over yourself

LOL

[breathalyser]

please lose this number. thanks.

1/3 i'm so sorry

[picnmix]

why on earth would i go and do a thing like that

you're all i've got, my only link to distant shores and happier times

2/3

[picnmix]

it's just you and me now, we're the last of our kind. surely we've got to lean on each other in this time of need

3/3

[picnmix]

clearly it's up to us to fight for humanity's future the best way we know how

and if you're not following my point yet, how do i put this delicately

have you ever seen the film called a boy and his dog

dying

[breathalyser]

[ WHAT. THE FUCK.

excuse her while she doesn't respond

it's only bc she's trying to sort out how to block you from her phone forever. even though replying to you was her own fault. SHE DOESN'T NEED ANYONE KNOWING THEY COME FROM THE SAME PLACE. ]

[picnmix]

come on, don't be like that

it's futile anyway, there's nowhere to run on a spaceship

except maybe the airlock but that seems a bit melodramatic

[breathalyser]

[ She's going to be like that. ]

[pantysniffer]

Nathan.

[He doesn't need to know when your fantasies involve his girlfriend, thanks. :|]

1/2

[picnmix]

no need to get jealous, you've featured in a few of the weirder ones as well. though you were mostly preoccupied with the melons

2/2

[picnmix]

okay so there may have been a threesome here or there, but i imagine that's just some lingering effects of that whole episode with kelly's twatty boyfriend with the tattoo powers

[pantysniffer]

I'm not jealous. I just don't think you should be talking to Alisha like that.

And I'd prefer not to know.

[picnmix]

oh so now you've got some sort of claim on her, is that it? we're on a spaceship, your caveman logic has no place here

in space the young people are sexually liberated and monogamy is a threat to the survival of the human race. i thought you wanked off to science-fiction, you should know this. it's anorak 101

[pantysniffer]

That isn't what happens.

[breathalyser]

don't bother, just give it a few days.

someone'll toss him out the airlock.

[ Probably will be her. ]

[pantysniffer]

He should be careful.

[He would appreciate it if she didn't, but couldn't exactly blame her if she did.]

[breathalyser]

WE should be careful, he's the immortal one.

[pantysniffer]

I don't think that makes much difference in a vacuum.