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[introuble]

Oddly enough, we actually just had a vote on board that determined we wouldn't be using penises in our decorations. At all. Sorry.

[picnmix]

true art is not a democracy, therefor i reject the future's pathetic attempts to censor my talents

besides, i feel that vote might've ended differently had they seen my wares

[introuble]

I think you're vastly underestimating how adamant we are against crude drawings of penises. I can't imagine the outrage that would come as a result of a whole mural. In fact, you should probably delete this off of the network before it triggers a ship-wide scandal. Probably right away.

[picnmix]

well aren't we authoritative. you're lucky i find that attractive in a text associated with a mysterious number, otherwise you might have a real mutiny on your hands

and the cock stays

i like to live dangerously

[introuble]

I hope you're joking.

There are children on board, so please, at the very least encrypt the drawing so they won't come across it on accident. The last thing we need is an impressionable kid seeing this and thinking it's appropriate. Unless you don't know -how- to encrypt a message?

[picnmix]

children have penises too you know

lying to them will just make it all the more upsetting when they discover them on their own

[ he encrypts nothing. also no, doesn't know how. ]

[introuble]

You know perfectly well that isn't what I meant.

[picnmix]

if a young boy should want to paint a portrait of his dick on the wall, who are we to say he's wrong

but this isn't really about that young boy and his dick, is it? you shouldn't be afraid of the body god gave you, beautiful anon

[introuble]

It's completely inappropriate! Not just the content, but your language as well.

This has nothing to do with body image or my -own- opinions on the human body, it's about keeping crass graffiti off of the ship's walls and away from the children's eyes. Simple as that.

Also, we voted already. No penises.

[picnmix]

[ okay he's genuinely confused at this part because by his standards- ]

what language? i haven't even used any language yet!

jesus i haven't landed on a ship full of bible bashers have i??

because i think i'd rather take my chances in the cold and lonely void of space if that's the case, maybe if i drift long enough i'll run into a nice inhabitable asteroid full of sexually liberated aliens

[introuble]

"Cock" and "dick" are both vulgar!

No, you haven't. Just a ship with some tact, and taste. ..For the most part.

[picnmix]

what the hell am i supposed to call it, a willy?

and clearly those terms are very subjective, i see nothing tastless about cock

[introuble]

You could try not making jokes about them at all?

[picnmix]

i could, but where's the fun in that

i suppose next you'll tell me i'm not allowed to makes jokes about twats either

[introuble]

It's not a matter of allowance, it's a matter of having the common decency not to tell those kinds of jokes at all where kids can see it.

[picnmix]

well we're in luck then, because i haven't got any of that

and it's a good thing, too, because apparently this has been the shittiest spaceship ever in existence until now. you're lucky i've shown up to fill the dick and twat quota, inject a little life into the future's frigid veins