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[Waking up in strange spaceships? Been there, done that. Never before with the pod and the goo and the communal showers, but she figures there's a first time for everything. She's found the standard issue jumpsuit to clash with her personality, but that's neither here or there since she's wearing it anyway. It'll do for now, she's got more important things to be doing.

She knows she should be looking for a blue box and its owner, but there's something slightly more pressing she feels the need to focus on.

Windows. She needs to find windows, some way she can see outside. In all her travels, she's always been able to see the sky and the stars and she doesn't want this one to be any different. So she's spending her time aimlessly wandering the halls, stopping to ask anyone nearby if they happen to know the location of any incredibly large windows. They're very important, you know.]

[ See. It's understandable that maybe for a second or two, Rose's attention would be away from the halls behind her— Only looking forward for windows or other rooms to check inside of them. So maybe for that split second, she wouldn't have realized this guy coming up behind her. Derpy smile and confused mannerisms and all. Except he seems a little upset about something. ]

Hello, pretty lady? Are you looking for something? ...or someone? [ Oh my god. What if she's— ] Are you a super secret detective...?

What?

[It's said with a large dose of amusement, and she arches both eyebrows as she flashes a grin in his direction. He seems upset maybe, or probably just new to this whole thing the same as so many others here are. She laughs a little, and shakes her head.]

Super secret time agent, more like. [She isn't sure if he'll take her seriously, but it's close enough to the truth! Besides, what's the point of all the things she's seen and done if she can't make up a title for herself every now and then?]

I'm Rose. Are you - [She pauses, leaning in a bit so she can whisper.]

The time agent thing, it's honestly more freelance than official. And it's our little secret, yeah?

[ Holy shit. He knows Freelancers. And this nice lady is a time agent too? This is the best thing he's ever heard! Hell yeah he's going to take her seriously! ]

I am very good at keeping secrets, Miss Time Agent! You can trust me. [ Whispered loudly with the utmost excitement, of course. ]

If you are a Freelancer—... GASP. You should join the Blue team...! [ What follows is a spew of continuous thought because you've got him really excited now. ] We will hire you and then we will make cakes and then have picnics and then you will take us back in time and we can do it all over again. And we will be very happy. Yes. I think you should do that.

[All she can do is laugh, and nod in agreement. He's so excitable and friendly, and it's entirely refreshing. It's so rare to see such genuinely energetic and kind people in places like this, so she's glad he bumped into her.]

Figure you should know I travel 'round in a blue box...thing. A ship, kinda. When I'm not trapped here, anyway.

[Grinning, a hand goes up to her forehead and she leans into it a little. Nope, she won't let herself be embarrassed at that less than perfect explanation.]

What's this about teams, though? What kind of team just wants to make cakes and have picnics all the time? Sounds t'me like there ought to be some adventure in there.

[She's joking with him, and tries to sound serious and keep an entirely straight face. She absolutely fails at it.]

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A blue box... Like a cardboard box... Or a shoe box... [ Wait for it. ] ...That is awesome.

[ Here's that curious derped up face to answer your next question, Rose. ] Ohhh, I am on the blue team! We sometimes fight the red team. But sometimes we are also their friends. We all go on lots of adventures too! Like that one time that an evil A.I. took over one of our friends and tried to kill us all. And then that other time that my best friend was actually an A.I. too, but he wasn't the mean kind. And I had to get really angry and think of mean things so I would be able to beat up a whole bunch of evil robots to save him and his kind-of-mean girlfriend... That was fun.

[ Oh, sorry. You were just joking, weren't you? He didn't get that. ]

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It's more of a blue...time box.

[She's really not sure what else to call it but that, while keeping it vague and light and fun. So she just smiles and nods, as if that's the most normal thing for a girl to get the pleasure of riding around in. But then he's describing all of his adventures with evil A.I. and the red team , and robots and mean girlfriends, and -

Well.

He's been through a lot more than she would've originally given him credit for. She reaches out to touch at his arm, being careful not to be so fast that she startles him.]

Sounds like you've had enough adventure, yeah? And you're on another one right now, being here.

[That makes her stop and realize that she's on another adventure, this time without any sure way out. She looks up, and then all around the area they're in.]

There's so much out there, so much to see...I dunno what being stuck here'll be like. But it won't be so bad, will it? Another adventure. You think we'll land on a brand new planet in a whole other universe?

[ Startled is definitely not the word for it. It's not everyday that a pretty lady even comes near Caboose— Considering he's only been around a bunch of mean guys for years and the only 'lady' he's had an interest in was their robot tank's A.I. named Sheila; He hasn't really had the opportunity to be around any half-decent women who weren't mean to him.

So he's blushing like a freaking idiot now while trying so hard to keep his cool. That's failing miserably though. And honestly, he doesn't know a bit about traveling through the universe. So, naturally, his mind skips over that unknown information and jumps straight to the next related response he can think of without really thinking about it. ]

I like adventures. They are not bad at all. [ Well. ] Except for when I am being shot at with big guns... Then it is bad...

[She glances over at him and frowns. He better not be shot at all that often, or she's going to have to have some words with his teammates.]

Anyone here tries shooting at you, they won't know what hit 'em. You and me, we'll be the blue team while we're both here.

[Of course, she won't go around fighting a red team or anything, but she figures that there's no harm in making a friend on her first day and forming a team she can belong to. She holds out her hand for him to shake.]

Deal?

[ A new Blue team...? A. New. Blue... Yes. Yes, he is liking this. Consider hand shook.

...which slowly turns into hand holding. Don't mind him. ]

Yes! Deal! We can be the New Blue Team. We can do everything that the old Blue team did except for the being mean to me parts! And shooting at me parts... [ What else would you suggest, Caboose. ] We should make more things in our team. I would like that.

[It's okay, she's used to holding hands and walking around, she doesn't mind. She gives their arms a slight swing and nods to each thing on his list.]

What kinda things? I'm not exactly an architect or an artist, y'know. Everything else I think we can handle, though. No shooting at you, not ever.

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