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[whynotzoidberg]

[Zoidberg shuffles back in the room, looking much less sick and much more content.

He is actually mildly surprised that this woman is offering him tea.]

Tea? For Zoidberg? Oh, what joy! I'm wanted!

[He actually looks happy now, mouth formed in the closest thing to a smile his face can approximate.]

[refusing]

'Course there's tea for you.

[Chuckling at his reaction, she sets the crisps aside and moves to hop off the countertop.]

Anyway, not sure if I said this already or not, but I'm Rose. And as long as I'm here, there'll always be tea for Zoidberg. Promise.

[She knows that there's a lot of humans here, from what she's seen. And she knows very well what it's like to look different and act different than the general majority, and to feel alone. She doesn't want that for this guy. He seems nice enough they could be friends of some kind.]

So, where're you from exactly?

[whynotzoidberg]

[This lady is being so nice to him. Zoidberg can barely process it. He looks completely flabbergasted at her words, wide-eyed and silent for a few moments.]

Always be tea...? For Zoidberg...?

[He wants to shriek with excitement. Free food! Always tea for him! How can he handle this? But he attempts to remain calm for the moment, though he almost snaps the handle of the mug of tea in half when he grabs it.]

I'm barely here a day and I'm already popular! Hooray!

[He takes a seat.] Oh, you know, I'm from a very interesting place on Earth. Not living in a dumpster or anything!

[refusing]

[She just arches her eyebrows and laughs at him, because what even. Of course she doesn't mind always sharing her tea with him.]

It's just tea.

[She points this out with more amusement than anything else, and she takes a moment to take a sip of her tea. She watches him closely, trying to figure out what the most interesting place on Earth could be.]

So not Cardiff, then.

[She laughs at her own joke, figuring he probably won't get it. But maybe she's gotten too used to aliens or something, because she realizes then that for him to be from Earth must be hard for him, if there's tons of humans around.]

Okay then...when are you from? [She leans forward to listen, putting on her best curious and intently listening face.]