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THE MOTHERFUCKING TEST DRIVE MEME STRIKES BACK

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[ There's a Zoidberg.

A Zoidberg.

Zoidberg.

Ryan can't wrap his head around this. He kind of got the idea that movie characters can suddenly pop up in the Tranquility after he saw Obi-Wan and Frodo. And Luke. And various other people he's seen on television in some point in his life. But a Zoidberg, though?

It's just like the TV show. This guy's making the weirdest goddamn noises and there's spit and foot and gross stuff flying all over. Something rather slimy makes it way into his hair, and starts to trickle down his face. Ryan doesn't want to touch it, and he doesn't want to know what it is.

Before he knew it, Ryan's approaching the pink thing as best as he can (without getting smacked in the face with something else that's equally as gross). ] Are you hungry...?

[Of course he's hungry. When is he not hungry? And why would Zoidberg ever pass up a free meal? Perhaps after some time in the ship, once he realizes the food will always be there, he will calm down and not gorge himself constantly.

But he doesn't know that now! All he knows is that there is a free buffet of food and it's simply waiting for him to consume it.

Bending over a table, Zoidberg has his face stuck in a pile of... something. Some sort of food. When he pokes his head up to look at the young man, he had a whole chicken stuck in his mouth, his mouth tentacles wrapped around it. With a few gross noises, he envelops the bird, slurping it down his gullet.]

What? Can't a guy get a free meal around here?

[ Wow. Um...

Gross.

Ryan can deal with some gross things, yeah. I.E- Wilfred eating the remains of some dead animal hit by a lawn mower, or road kill. But this is a new kind of grossness (and a cartoon character he used to watch on TV. seriously) and he can't help feeling a little queasy.

Especially when Zoidberg looks up and swallows down an entire chicken. Along with eating everything in sight, it seems that he's also eaten up Ryan's appetite... ]

Well, yeah....I guess...

[ Ryan just kind of wants to leave this guy to his eating. But at the same time... ]

Are you Zoidberg...?