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shrieks quietly

[spoooky]

Scully. I'm surprised at you. The FBI's finest never gets vacations.

[so-ooo much disapproval in that scolding.

and hey, here's Mulder, as if nothing is weird about meeting up in the corridor of an alien spacecraft. you spend enough time on the x files and you get used to waking up weird places, right?

--actually, no, that's not true. Mulder is excited. Mulder rarely gets excited. at most, he summons dry wit. right now, he is excited, and he is wearing rubber gloves, and he comes up right beside Scully so he can stare at the painting as well.]

This one's good. Did the welcome wagon give you a scalpel in your care package? All I got was a coupon booklet for Denny's. Expired. Figures.

smooshes your face

[truthspoke]

[ Technically, Mulder's right. On the other hand, Scully's saved up enough days to get away from her partner in crime, because there's too many sunny days and not enough rice ice cream to enjoy in the drafty corner office she's grown accustomed too. ]

You have gloves.

[ She looks somewhat offended by that, eyes narrowed, but the lightness of her tone suggests otherwise. Two can play at this game. ] I got a flashlight and a suit that would make Catwoman proud.

[ And all the standard FBI equipment that comes with her, but that doesn't need to be announced. ] I doubt you could find a Denny's out in... come to think of it, I have no idea where we are. [ What with no windows at all. ] Short of a terrible attempt at graffiti if you ask me.

[spoooky]

[he's half listening as he leans in to study the painting, chipping at it slightly with his thumb.]

It's better than graffiti. It's like primitive cave-art, less primitive--the Cave of Altamira as done by paranoid schizophrenics. On acid. You just gotta have an eye for it, Scully.

[a little more chipping at the paint, and now he's smiling at the wall.]

Catwoman. Me-yow.

[aaaand moving on, like he hadn't said anything:] Don't tell me they haven't told you where we're supposed to be.