THE MOTHERFUCKING TEST DRIVE MEME STRIKES BACK

[eppy]

TEST DRIVE MEME

 

→ Comment with a new character you'd like to test out in the game's setting. (put character/canon in subject line please!)
→ You don't have to be in the game to comment! HI NEW PEOPLE LET US ENABLE YOU.
→ Tag around with new and old characters.
→ App all those characters
→ ???
→ PROFIT!

Comments

Michael J. Caboose | Red vs. Blue

[idkmybffchurch]

[ Oh boy, Tranquility. I think your average IQ is about to go down. Way down. Because this man-boy on your network feeds? In your hallways? Oh boy. ]

HELLO? HELLO. CAN YOU HEAR ME? IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, THEN FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY VOICE.

[ Except he's the one that needs help. Not the other way around. So how's that supposed to work? Caboose, focus. Start over. ]

I do not know any one of you. And you do not know any one of me— [ No. Wrong. ] Wait... There is just one of me... [ Fixed it. Moving on. ] —But I do not know where I am and it is dark and I would like some help please. I am also very cold...

[ Listen to that pathetic little voice. He's like a lost puppy. No. He's literally like a puppy lost in the hallways. Hurry before he starts knocking on random doors—

Unless that random door just happens to be yours? Please open up. ]