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Mathilda | Léon: The Professional

[okayokay]

[The 1990s had not equipped her to deal with this whole picture phone thing, making the angle not exactly right. But she has bigger problems. In her hand is what used to be a cigarette but is now little more than a drenched blob of what happens when paper meets tube glue. The barely-a-teen offers a scowl to the camera.]

This is such shit. The future's suppose to be better, right? That's what all those assholes on TV said. You don't even have a 7/11. Who sells the cigarettes?

SCREE OH MY GOD Mathilda *A*

[theshabbiestofmen]

No cigarettes. Sorry. We have little devices that enable us to communicate with one another instantly across a vast distance, though, so I believe it's rather an equal trade.

SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHO SHE IS \o/

[okayokay]

Let me guess something. You don't smoke, right?

oh my lord yes

[theshabbiestofmen]

No. Nor should you, it smells disgusting.

[okayokay]

That you want to smell me doesn't change this is shit. Toys don't make up for no grocery stores.

[theshabbiestofmen]

That's not--

[OH WHATEVER.]

I suppose you'll have to learn to live without. Do you have a name?

[okayokay]

Why should I? Cigarettes have been around forever. Someone has to have some.

[Huff]

Mathilda.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Remus Lupin. There are some on-board, but don't expect too much charity. People have a tendency to hoard their cigarettes.

How old are you, precisely?

[okayokay]

Eighteen.

[She is just daring you to contradict that statement.]

[theshabbiestofmen]

Oh, please.

[okayokay]

Yeah, I know. I look twenty. I still like smoking.

[theshabbiestofmen]

You look about ten. Merlin, how young did you start smoking?

[okayokay]

I'm eighteen. You'll understand addictions when you're done growing up.