[The very picture of helpfulness, Sirius sits down on the bench across from her--because let's say it's not straight after the jump, to avoid any I-saw-you-naked-covered-in-goop awkwardness. No, this is the lockers, and Sirius is washed and all turned out and ready to be incredibly useful.
Or something.]
First of all, forget Earth. Just forget it! First question, now, do you like loads of metal and plastic in your architecture. And would you like a complimentary map with important locations marked on it, 'cos I've got one to give to you if you do.
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[The very picture of helpfulness, Sirius sits down on the bench across from her--because let's say it's not straight after the jump, to avoid any I-saw-you-naked-covered-in-goop awkwardness. No, this is the lockers, and Sirius is washed and all turned out and ready to be incredibly useful.
Or something.]
First of all, forget Earth. Just forget it! First question, now, do you like loads of metal and plastic in your architecture. And would you like a complimentary map with important locations marked on it, 'cos I've got one to give to you if you do.