[ Oh boy, Tranquility. I think your average IQ is about to go down. Way down. Because this man-boy on your network feeds? In your hallways? Oh boy. ]
HELLO? HELLO. CAN YOU HEAR ME? IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, THEN FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY VOICE.
[ Except he's the one that needs help. Not the other way around. So how's that supposed to work? Caboose, focus. Start over. ]
I do not know any one of you. And you do not know any one of me— [ No. Wrong. ] Wait... There is just one of me... [ Fixed it. Moving on. ] —But I do not know where I am and it is dark and I would like some help please. I am also very cold...
[ Listen to that pathetic little voice. He's like a lost puppy. No. He's literally like a puppy lost in the hallways. Hurry before he starts knocking on random doors—
Unless that random door just happens to be yours? Please open up. ]
Michael J. Caboose | Red vs. Blue
HELLO? HELLO. CAN YOU HEAR ME? IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, THEN FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY VOICE.
[ Except he's the one that needs help. Not the other way around. So how's that supposed to work? Caboose, focus. Start over. ]
I do not know any one of you. And you do not know any one of me— [ No. Wrong. ] Wait... There is just one of me... [ Fixed it. Moving on. ] —But I do not know where I am and it is dark and I would like some help please. I am also very cold...
[ Listen to that pathetic little voice. He's like a lost puppy. No. He's literally like a puppy lost in the hallways. Hurry before he starts knocking on random doors—
Unless that random door just happens to be yours? Please open up. ]