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THE MOTHERFUCKING TEST DRIVE MEME RIDES AGAIN.

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No shit, Totto.

[Crowley doesn't sound very impressed, Bobby. Because you totally exist to entertain him.]

[Totto? really? the best you can do is Totto, King of Hell?]

Nice to see you haven't changed a bit, nancy.

[You have absolutely no idea how difficult life has been here. Dean is an idiot and Castiel is an even larger idiot and Meg is lurking about, though Crowley has yet to eviscerate her, and above all else, he has to behave himself or risk being violently shot at.

It's very much a drain on his creativity.]

I can't believe I had a parting moment of sorrow when you were so rudely cut down from this world by the world's largest dick.

[A bit boredly, though the dig is very much evident.]

[the world's smallest violin. he's playing it for you]

Only because you didn't get to take me out yourself, I'm sure.

[he isn't a ghost anymore, but he can still feel that pull, that anger and thirst for vengeance when Crowley mentions Dick. it's hard to keep in check]

I have astoundingly little interest in killing you, actually. I have too many things to do to busy myself with wiping out the hunters of the world when you lot could potentially be useful.

[Except the Winchesters.

He would happily eviscerate the Winchesters.]

I'll believe that when pigs fly.

[and he will gamely attempt to stop him at every turn]

Hunters are so completely self-centered, thinking that all us 'villains' want to do is slaughter them at every given turn, and while that would be delightful, I hardly have the time for such luxuries anymore.

So go on, skip amongst the daisies and enjoy the finer things in life. I won't have anything to do with stopping it when you all get yourselves killed just fine without my interference.

[Bobby snorts derisively, arms crossed and giving Crowley the stink eye] Funny thing about hunters; we're usually pretty damn right about it, too. Considering you've been trying to kill us off and on for years now.

But hey, maybe you don't have time to come after us? Good thing we've got all the time in the world to chase after you.

The way I remember it, you started it.

[Sooooooo obviously he's in the right.]

Oh blow it out your ass.

[he wishes]

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