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[heorot]

Nothing's wrong with them. Just not my style, you know. But you pull it off just fine.

[ And they're walking, and walking, at least up until Sirius starts in on the actual insults and James jerks his arm away. ] Fat? I'm not fat. If either of us have gotten fat it'd be you, sitting on this ship for however long you've been here.

[doggedly]

And yet, I'm not.

[And he jogs ahead a few paces so he can turn around and walk backwards, his arms spread out at his sides, showing off just how great he looks after all this space training and battling monsters and things.]

Better than ever, actually. Funny, innit! Meta-tabolism for you. And I've been hanging round your girlfriend all this time-- ooh, sorry if I've gone and set the standard a bit high for you, mate.

[heorot]

How do you do that?

[ And James gives him a nice mock-applause. Quite a show, good chap. Even if he's looking a little on the skinny side. ]

That or there's no real food on this ship. What, no living off ale and drinking songs? Drink up me hearties yo-ho?

[ But all fun and games, gone. Cause guess what, Sirius buddy. This is the first time James is hearing about Lily. So have a nice confused look. ]

What're you talking about?

[doggedly]

Well, it's a ship, isn't it, of course there's ale. What would you quaff otherwise? Or-- well, there's space ale, anyways. Which is really more-- [A beat, and he begins to smirk. Just a little.] I'll just let you discover it for yourself, in all its deliciousness.

[Anyways! Girlfriends. He drops his arms, and he's definitely smirking now--it's always fun to know something James doesn't--]

I'll let you find out about all of it for yourself, shall I.

[heorot]

You know, I don't much like that smirk of yours. Last time I saw that I ended up in detention for a week and a headache for even longer. [ James, James, James. When you are trying to say no to something Sirius suggests, try not smiling a little bit. The smile ruins the whole look. ]

But no, no, you mentioned my girlfriend. I haven't had a proper date in months so what are you even saying? [ Because it can't be Lily. Not possible. ] And don't give me that, either. Just bloody tell me.