THE MOTHERFUCKING TEST DRIVE MEME RIDES AGAIN.

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[recalibration]

[ you're confusing him with his calm, cool, collected partner who's really bad about switching her spy mode off. clint, on the other hand, forgets to turn it on sometimes. clearly they both have a few things they should probably be working on. ]

Well, at least they know how to throw a party. [ or clint's equivalent of one because he gets his bow and arrows. he imagines tony having his baby suit here falls under that category as well, let's be real.

that shield dossier on hawkeye clearly didn't cover that. ]

Whichever one gives me context of where the hell we are.

[starked]

[ alternatively, it's why they make a bit of a badass team. evening out or something to that effect. tony doesn't really dwell on it that much because natasha is just natasha and too many months realizing that in half close quarters makes a guy know that way too well. but maybe one day shield will force them all to work on their problems and— the avengers will promptly be screwed because no one likes superheroes who are perfect. ]

At least I'm not bringing it this time. [ which is not even remotely funny, except to tony it is because this continues to not be his fault.

and this is going to be a not fun story. ]

Well, since you asked so nicely, I'll give you the tiny version. Welcome to the Tranquility, home of things that aren't fun to deal with and things that take my eye when I go on adventures in the dark depths of it. Lesson learned about always having a buddy with me.

[ that would sound slightly more believable if tony didn't say the last part so flippantly. oops. ]