THE MOTHERFUCKING TEST DRIVE MEME RIDES AGAIN.

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lol hii XD

[tomb_raider]

[Lara will be surprised to know she has such enthusiastic fans! Especially since she only finished her first solo adventure. She's not the mature world traveling Tomb Raider just yet. Another ten years though and she'll be the pro in the tight shorts Jake is so familiar with.

When she's bumped in to, Lara turns and steps back. She notices he's armed right away and one hand goes to a pistol on her belt, but she doesn't draw it. Her enemies usually don't stop to apologize.]

It's alright.

[She still sounds a bit edgy, but she can't help it. This place is new to her, after all.]

[kringlefuck]

_{[ She also doesn't look like the Angelina Jolie he is used to seeing... watching.. over and over and over.
Jake is caught staring, eyes traveling over her before he shakes his head. ]}

You, erk, look--

_{[ Familiar? Stunning? ]}

--lost! Are you, per chance, a new arrival?

[tomb_raider]

I am.

[Jake seems harmless enough. Lara figures she doesn't have anything to worry about here. At least, she hopes not.]

I was just doing a bit of exploring.

[kringlefuck]

_{[ Here, he is still staring with his mouth open.
Jake stop that is rude. ]}

I.. bet exploring this craft isn't the only thing you like exploring!

_{[ Yeah, yeah. That's smooth. ]}

[tomb_raider]

[She gives him a wry smile.]

I do have a knack for it.

[More so than she realized at first. She offers her hand for a shake.]

My name's Lara. What's yours?

[kringlefuck]

_{[ That's it. That's it. He's done.
Jake puts his hands in the air, backs up and turns around, walking off for a moment so he can catch his breath, gather his thoughts, all of that good stuff.
Then he turns around, loosening the collar on his shirt before shaking her hand repeatedly. ]}

Aaahhhhh, Miss Croft.
I never thought I'd have the honor.

[tomb_raider]

[Lara stands there with her hand poised in the air. Oookay.. interesting reaction. Only to have him return and shake her hand vigorously. She's more than a little surprised!]

Honor?

Well, thank you. I'm flattered... though I'm not sure why you think so. Perhaps it's Richard Croft, my father you've heard of?