THE MOTHERFUCKING TEST DRIVE MEME RIDES AGAIN.

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[ancienty]

You worked with McKay.

[ he can lay on the skepticism very hard, it's a talent. he wants to call bullshit, but the mention of the alternate universe is the only thing that stops him up short - because if there's anything that could excuse mckay ending up in another galaxy without him knowing about it, that's probably it.

more importantly: ]

What do you mean he was here?

[goldshirt]

Meaning he isn't here anymore. Unless he showed up with your wave.

[and he glances over Sheppard's shoulder, out into the room, like he's expecting to hear that quipped, negative sarcasm any minute. but that's something he can worry about later, because his attention comes back to Sheppard. his mouth quirks.]

He wasn't an easy guy to work with. Seemed to like Spock, though.

touches ur 4th wall gently

[ancienty]

Was always more of a Captain Kirk guy myself.

[ because they're in space and the spock comment is just a topical and funny joke, right. except then it occurs to him that he'd said his name was jim kirk, and it's not like he'd never met kirks before (was a weirdly popular name in the military, actually), but- ]

Kirk and Spock.

[ just confirming that he heard that right. ]

you know how i like it bb

[goldshirt]

[it's been a while since he's had this happen, and Jim's mouth quirks despite himself, his eyes creasing with amusement]

Captain James T. Kirk, U.S.S. Enterprise. Mister Spock is my first officer. You'll probably meet Lieutenant Sulu if you find yourself on the flight deck.

[ancienty]

[ are you kidding. john considers that for a second (and the fact that this guy only vaguely resembles the actual captain kirk), and then he draws the only logical conclusion he possibly can. ]

Look, you get points for creativity, but if you're going to pull crap out of my head you should probably stick to real people - and that is an awful Shatner impersonation, by the way.

[ said conclusion being that this is an engineered hallucination based on his memories. hey, it wouldn't be the first time. which is a good thing, because the first time he'd tried shooting the fake people to get out of it and that'd been a bust, so he opts for a calmer approach this go round. ]

I haven't even left the planet, have I?

[ he totally nailed it, right. that means you have to let him out of this dream world crap, those are the rules. ]

[goldshirt]

[he doesn't look any less amused, though his eyebrow does cock up]

I get that every time. Still lost on the Shatner thing.

[because actor playing a him from an alternate reality— he had this discussion with Capa and Spock once and he'd needed a very stiff drink afterwards. there was some meta that he really didn't need to think about.

instead, he reaches out and claps Sheppard on the shoulder.]

Sorry, buddy, but you're definitely in space.