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[widowing]

You're going to be waiting a while.

[ natasha's grabbed a towel just to cover up while waiting in line, since the showering line seems to be at its peak length at the moment and she doesn't particularly feel like being exposed while waiting to clean the stasis slime off of her skin.

(sorry, jayne.) ]

[bribed]

[ That is unfortunate. But Jayne's not feeling too shy about showing off, so don't mind him... showing off. ]

It always like this?

[ Don't mind the quick up-and-down, either. ]

[widowing]

[ she doesn't respond to the checking out or showing off; given the way literally everyone around them is in some form of undress if not totally undressed it's only barely avoidable, and if the idea of being looked at naked bothered her she'd cover herself with more than a towel. however, if he tries to put anything other than his gaze on her, he'll come away with a broken something. ]

Usually. People tend to want to get this shit off their skin as soon as they can.

[bribed]

[ He's not stupid enough to try and put his hands on a woman without her say-so; Jayne's a lot of things, but that's never been one of them. ]

Can't say I blame 'em.

[ He doesn't know what the hell it is, but it's all sorts of disgusting. ]

The hell is it for, anyhow?

[widowing]

[ she wipes at a particularly sticky bit of residue, shaking out her hand a bit to get it off of her fingertips. the attempt isn't all that successful, but with any luck they'll reach the end of the line before the end of the day. ]

It helps keeps us alive during the jumps. [ when it's not slowly killing you, which natasha's still pretty sure it'll do eventually. a cure had been found once, but she can't remember if another one had been created in case of another epidemic. ]

[bribed]

Right. [ He doesn't get it at all, nope, but keeping them alive sounds pretty damn swell. ]

And what's a jump?