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THE MOTHERFUCKING TEST DRIVE MEME RIDES AGAIN.

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How about you take a shower and get dressed and meet me by the lifts. [She motions in the direction of said lifts. She ain't showing you around until you get some pants on, boy. Even if she finds it funny.]

[ Hey, who you calling a boy. Can't you see them man parts? ]

I can do that. [ Hell yes he can do that, pretty girl like her. Doesn't even look like he'll have to pay her, which makes it all the better. ]

Hurry up, then.

[He is going to be very disappointed when he realizes she really means it about giving him a tour. While he gets cleaned up, she saunters off to wait by the lifts.]

[ Yes, yes he is.

Still, Jayne hurries up with his shower and with getting dressed, gets what weapons he has and goes to join her. Don't... mind the orange hat. ]

So where are we, anyway?

[It's hard not to ignore a hat like that and her eyes are immediately drawn to it.]

Uh, the Tranquility. Did you find that in your locker?

That don't tell me a damn thing.

[ Other than that it's a ship, but he'd already guessed that. The question about his hat has Jayne reaching up to adjust it slightly, though. ]

Yeah. [ He sounds a bit defensive. ]

[Well, at least she knew he didn't steal it from someone.]

We're stuck on an old colony ship. Somehow, it's been grabbing people from everywhere and we haven't found a way off yet.

It's been grabbin' people from everywhere. [ whut. ]

Well now that ain't right. If I wanted to be here, I'd be here. I don't appreciate some old ship snatchin' me outta my bunk, dong ma

[ Don't mind him, Lilith, he's glaring up and talking to the ship. ]