THE MOTHERFUCKING TEST DRIVE MEME RIDES AGAIN.

[eppy]

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Comments

[bribed]

I don't need ruttin' clothes. [ Well, yes he does, just not while he's covered in blue goo. ]

What, you got loads of naked women in your shuttle bay?

[ Please say yes. As Carolyn screeches in outrage in my head. ]

[sugarbear]

[ Casey cracks his knuckles hard, nice and loud. ]

We have a little more respect for women in my shuttle bay.

[ The threat is blatant. ]

[bribed]

[ Aw, come on, don't be like that. ]

Was just askin'.

[ You said it was fun. :( ]

[sugarbear]

And I'm just giving you some friendly advice. You gotta watch yourself with the Boss.

[ No point being cute with him now, Jayne. ]

There's one thing I'm foggy about. What do you even do on that ship of yours?

[bribed]

"The Boss"?

[ Speaking of, where the hell is his boss? ... Probably getting shot at. Oh well, he'll go looking when it sounds like trouble. ]

Public relations. [ He shoots people. Same thing. ]

[sugarbear]

Captain Fry.

[ If he accidentally makes him think of another Frye--well, oops. Casey bares his teeth at 'public relations' though, and steps back. Sounds familiar. ]

Do us both a favour and go put some pants on. It's cold out here.

[bribed]

[ uh. ]

What, Kaylee? She ain't captain of nothin'.

[ Well, 'cept for maybe vibrators, but his facetwin doesn't need to know that. ]

I was goin' to do that when you held a ruttin' gun to my head.

[ But he's going. ]