Test Drive Meme

[peccadillo]

TEST DRIVE MEME

 

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Comments

[cruel_linnet]

Funny how there's always a little further left to fall, isn't it?

[coexistential]

Funny like parkour on a glass roof is funny, maybe.

[cruel_linnet]

[ That gets a chuckle. Beautiful and sarcastic. Ah, maybe space won't be so bad. ]

Perhaps funny was the wrong word. I'll admit to having my moments of schadenfreude. It's less amusing from this side.

Can I offer you a towel? It would be a shame to let whatever this is dry in such lovely hair.

[coexistential]

[she smiles at his skillful rephrasing as she attempts to wipe the slime from her face.]

Flatterer. Offer away. A shower would be preferable, though. There's only so much a towel can do.

[cruel_linnet]

I've been looking for those myself, without much success. I'm afraid I'm not at my best when recently ejected nude from a pod and surrounded by strangers.

[ Pay attention to that awkward, self-effacing little smile he's giving you instead of wondering why he's wandering around with spare towels if he's "looking for the showers". Certainly nothing to worry about there nope nope. ]

[coexistential]

Strangers, huh? So... you're not a friend of Perry's?

[She's questioning, but not suspicious. She accepts the towel, but wraps it around her body rather than drying her hair with it.]

[cruel_linnet]

I don't know a Perry. Although I can report that the anxious feeling that accompanies discovering that you've accidentally crashed a party you weren't invited to translates very well to space.

[coexistential]

Well, we're both party crashers, so at least we can keep each other company?

[She points in the direction that the foot-traffic seems to be flowing and starts off that way.]

So other than the sci-fi tubes and being covered in alien afterbirth... what makes you think we're in space?

[cruel_linnet]

[ Following, nodding, and... raising an eyebrow. ]

Aah. You didn't see the ginger man in the unfortunate glasses with the sign saying "welcome to space", then.

[coexistential]

Well I did. But I see three hipsters a day carrying signs with 'ironic' phrases on them. I don't usually take them seriously.

i need more icons where his face doesn't say "i'm going to put you in my freezer"

[cruel_linnet]

I can see how you'd overlook him, then. I'm from a small town. We read the signs. That's how you find out where to go for the best deal on pizza.

you might be better off looking for a new PB

[coexistential]

I'm not an astronaut, though. And, sure I went to college and I'm moderately successful, but I don't really think it's enough to warrant kidnapping me and putting me into outer space.

How about you? Small-town astronaut?

/paws through screenshots, wants to take a shower. clothed.

[cruel_linnet]

Well, I do deal with strange an incomprehensible life forms every day.

[It's said with affection, and a small laugh.]

Nothing on this scale, though. I teach high school English. I can't see what about that would make me useful here.

A for effort

[coexistential]

You're really buying the whole 'in space' dealie? From reading one sign?

[She hops and gives a look like 'see?']

There's no gravity in space. Ergo, we are not actually in space.