[ What is his life even. He doesn't even go for the covering his own eyes tactic because it's not a tactic, it's just him refusing to be proactive. Instead, he just stands and sighs resolutely, perturbed and waiting. Though he almost rolls his eyes.

Almost. ]

I'm worried about pants because someone might lose an eye if you keep up with your grandiose gestures. [ He almost pats Walter on the shoulder to move him along but yeah, no, his hand more hovers there, as if he can urge him through sheer willpower. Like that's ever worked before. ] We'll marvel over the new shiny toys when people stop wondering why the aliens chose to abduct you instead of their family members.