[I know I'm kind of slow on the up-draw, but I'm not sure what's going on exactly. I mean, I have that kind of problem a lot--especially lately--but this is something I doubt even the living are well-prepped for. Last I checked, I was limping my way toward humanity (it's a bad idea, but I think I'm forgiven for being so brain-numb), and now... I'm naked--kinda pastier than I thought I was. But it's hard to sit in the sun when you have bloating issues. At least, I think we do. Would.
Shambling is the safest bet. No, walking. Walking is good. It only took me 50 years to put on a pair of pants, so I can't let that time be in vain by getting blasted; I must really be out of shape. When was the last time I dressed myself, anyway?
--my pants are on backwards. Man, how embarrassing. Like that makes me look any less inconspicuous. Hey, don't mind me, just a weird guy who listens to sad music under a willow tree. I just--like Halloween a lot. I have an image to uphold. They'll understand.
Don't stare. Don't slouch. Don't look weird. You're still slouching.
Please don't shoot me in the head. Please please please. Nodding. Say something normal to the passerbys. They're giving you Looks.]
Hhhhhhh...ello.... Nnice--shhirt
[Cool. Sounded better in my head, but not so bad.
Where am I? This was hard enough when I actually knew the place. You know what, I'm just gonna walk this direction. It leads somewhere eventually, right? You'd think I'd sit down, have an aside to myself where I ask how I got here. Why everything looks so wrong--
R | Warm Bodies | shhhh let me have my fun
Shambling is the safest bet. No, walking. Walking is good. It only took me 50 years to put on a pair of pants, so I can't let that time be in vain by getting blasted; I must really be out of shape. When was the last time I dressed myself, anyway?
--my pants are on backwards. Man, how embarrassing. Like that makes me look any less inconspicuous. Hey, don't mind me, just a weird guy who listens to sad music under a willow tree. I just--like Halloween a lot. I have an image to uphold. They'll understand.
Don't stare. Don't slouch. Don't look weird. You're still slouching.
Please don't shoot me in the head. Please please please. Nodding. Say something normal to the passerbys. They're giving you Looks.]
Hhhhhhh...ello.... Nnice--shhirt
[Cool. Sounded better in my head, but not so bad.
Where am I? This was hard enough when I actually knew the place. You know what, I'm just gonna walk this direction. It leads somewhere eventually, right? You'd think I'd sit down, have an aside to myself where I ask how I got here. Why everything looks so wrong--
Great. Another hallway with a lot of doors.]