Mistletoe Meme

[godofthemachine]

Huh... There's a mistletoe right above you... That's weird, it's Decemb-- oh wait. December is the perfect time to get stuck under the mistletoe with someone. And look! There's a someone else stuck with you under there right now! And, of course, you both can't move until you kiss one another (Of course, not specifying where that kiss needs to happen).

Let's start off December with a little holiday cheer!

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This was lovingly stolen from bakerstreet and I feel like AX needs to celebrate the holidays too.

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[executiveassistant]

[And then she shrugs and leans slightly to press her lips to his cheek--perfectly chaste and a very easy place to reach.

What a cute puppy.]

There. Problem resolved.

[chambermaid]

[that would make him more rugged or something. but she likes normal guys, remember? or something.

she stops.] Merlin! Hello.

[handelaar]

Uh. Yeah.

[... the most awkward shuffle. How does a conversation this wasn't how he thought this would go he is completely unprepared for this.

So he's just rubbing the back of his neck and looking anywhere but at Asato and working up the balls to start the apology brigade. That might take a minute.]

[andblockbuster]

[Topher experiments a bit and yep. Definitely stuck. Dammit.]

Looks that way.

[He looks up at Ned.] So... what are we gonna do about it?

[walksonrooftops]

We should just kiss, so we can go.

[Pragmatic. It's the easiest way out. They can figure the rest out later, when they're not both awkward messes. Because he's not ready to start apologizing just yet, except maybe for running into him here and getting them stuck in this situation. He can't change what happened, but he knows the quickest way to resolve it.]

[emerges]

[ .....well, hello, monsieur alpha. fancy find you here right under this conveniently placed plant. ]

Well, isn't this convenient. [ she means the being stuck thing. mostly for whoever's set this up because it's pretty obvious what's being implied. ]

Laughing Goddamned Beauty | Nanomachines and Giant Fucking Robots the Videogame

[fuckinghysterical]

[COME HERE FOR YOUR DAILY DOSE OF AWKWARD FOR THE DAY.

She's gonna be even more awkward around other ladies, but tag her anyway.]

[bring_em_down]

[He glances up.

WELL, HELL.]

So... That's a little awkward.

Hawke | Dragon Age 2

[ladytactful]

(...yeah, just toss whoever at her, she's canonically kind of a pinch hitter for both teams.)

Cibo | ota

[watashinonamaewa]

[ Plants are weird. ]

Azari | Next Avengers

[onlysaneone]

(Teenagers. No adults please.)

[onsilksheets]

[Walks up to him all casual like.]

Hi, Clint.

HEH HEH HEH...........

[godofthemachine]

[Normally AM doesn't actually care about these mistletoe traditions, unless he wants to use it against someone.

And Cibo is the perfect target. She knows so little about human culture that it will be fun to mess with her. Besides, she's so loyal to AM, right?]

Cibo.

[He walks up to her, a coy grin on his face.]

Have you ever seen mistletoe?

[godofthemachine]

[Welp. Look what's above their heads.]

I don't suppose you're familiar with the tradition of mistletoe, my dear.

[watashinonamaewa]

[ Mistle. Toe. Okay, AM. Are you making up words now or what? Because that just sounds like a disease or infection. ]

No. Does it have a purpose? Medicinal, or...

[bring_em_down]

[...

He'll just smile.]

Hi, Bela.

[godofthemachine]

[AM doesn't care for LB at all, but she's just a lowly human. Probably amusing to mess with.]

Oh, it's you.

[Spoken somewhat dryly. But now they're stuck together under the mistletoe. At least she has an amazing ass.]

[godofthemachine]

Well actually, the berries are poisonous.

[He figured Cibo had no idea about the plant. This was going to make things even more hilarious.]

But... That's hardly the reason why it's such a.... well-known plant.

I wouldn't exactly call it "medicinal."

[godofthemachine]

Is that supposed to be a pick-up line?

[He deadpans at Anders. Wow. This guy is an idiot.]

Your material really needs some work.

[atmnumber0001]

Rescue? From a plant? Don't be ridiculous, Edgeworth.

[Except when Manfred tries to walk away, HE CAN'T. OH NOES!!!!!]

...

[Then he mutters.] Perhaps. Why am I stuck here....?

[watashinonamaewa]

I don't understand. Is it like a flower and humans just enjoy it's appearance?

[deprecate]

Cheater.

[ Cillian snorts, fond, because that single kiss is good enough for the mistletoe, but not for him. He catches the back of Noah's head and draws him in for a proper kiss, soft mouth opening for it. ]

[godofthemachine]

Ah, in some ways...

[He moves closer to her... This is getting awkward.]

But there is a long-standing... ah... "curse," if you will, on this plant.

If two people stand under it, they have to kiss.

[And he still has that coy smirk. Heh. heh. heh.]

[onsilksheets]

You look well.

[Casual tone to match.]

[king]

Isn't it?

[ He doesn't really know how it could be, but he's still going to act like it is. ]