Mistletoe Meme

[godofthemachine]

Huh... There's a mistletoe right above you... That's weird, it's Decemb-- oh wait. December is the perfect time to get stuck under the mistletoe with someone. And look! There's a someone else stuck with you under there right now! And, of course, you both can't move until you kiss one another (Of course, not specifying where that kiss needs to happen).

Let's start off December with a little holiday cheer!

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This was lovingly stolen from bakerstreet and I feel like AX needs to celebrate the holidays too.

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[backwardscompatible]

I have no idea what you mean. [ Yes she does. ]

Would you mind if I tested a theory about how to free ourselves?

Re: arthur pendragon | some show about a magical hipster

[servant]

[Just gonna look at Arthur and then awkwardly away. Oh gods, is he going to have to reveal his secret to get out of this?!?]

[servant]

[Hi Gwen hi would you like him better if he had a scar?]

[executiveassistant]

[...Okay so it's an adorable puppy that she's stuck with. Overall, could be worse. It could be Mike Ross. And Donna is honestly far from prudish in any sense of the word, so handing out kisses doesn't really bother her inasmuch as the loss of control does--

But Edgeworth's annoyance and politeness is both endearing and leads her to arch an eyebrow.

Boy, you need to loosen up--]

That unattractive an option? [She just presses a hand to her heart.] I must've let myself go here.

[backwardscompatible]

And what would you call it?

[jurisimpudent]

I -

[He stiffens at once, mortally horrified that it had sounded like that was what he was saying, and he stares at her with his eyes just a little bit wide.] No! I - that was not what I was...I was saying the opposite. That you'd not want to - sully yourself, et cetera. I was trying to...preserve you from it. No, you are very attractive, I assure you -

[And even he realizes that he's digging a bit of a pit for himself.]

so i really could not resist

[executiveassistant]

[so this. sticking mistletoe is really a thing. It's a Thing and Donna is kind of baffled by it because honestly it's mostly harmless but at the same time maybe she should go elsewhere. Monsters or creepy mistletoe she'd take the mistletoe any day but it's like hitting an invisible wall when you get stuck underneath one and she just

arches an eyebrow when she finds herself unable to take another step.

And a glance at Irene and--]

Well, at least the company is good.

[51stcentury]

Oh, c'mon. When are you from again?

[andyouwill]

[The Master's a Time Lord, so his first impulse when faced with a forced intimacy trope is not to give in but to poke at it and see how it works. He's eying the scrap of vegetation with a fascinated gaze - a paralytic targeting both a human and an android from several feet away, oh my, he could definitely make use of that. Pity the Rani isn't here, she was always the best at botany, but then she'd have her own purposes for it...

...Oh. Well then, indeed. He looks back down at River and quirks a smile.] I have no objection if you don't, Professor. [brings a gloved finger to trace up along her throat and tilt her chin into place]

[backwardscompatible]

If you're persuasive enough then maybe I'll tell you.

Re: Jack Sparrow

[birdhousesoul]

You do know what you're standing under, yes?

[ Anders has no excuse for this. If all the rum is gone, it's not his doing; he can't drink any more, these days. Not to excess, anyhow.

We can only suppose he has a taste for guyliner. ]

[backwardscompatible]

[ She quirks an eyebrow at him. ] I do hope you're better at it than the last robot I kissed.

[ Kissing is one thing, she kisses people she cares nothing about all the time. But there are limits to how close she wants the Master to get and hands near throats is one of them. She brushes his hand aside as she leans in to kiss him. ]

[birdhousesoul]

You still don't believe in magic, do you?

[ A meaningful glance upward at the fateful sprig. ]

Perhaps I can change your mind.

[executiveassistant]

[That you are, Edgeworth, that you are.

oh no did she fluster the poor puppy--

It's getting very hard to keep a straight face but she is an actress and she will see this through to the end, dammit--!]

No, no, it's fine. You don't have to just say that to make me feel better.

[have a. perfectly timed pause.]

I understand. It's only to...be expected, in a place like this...

[andyouwill]

[Oh, was that a challenge? The Master likes challenges. There might be a bit of a mad glint in his eye as he leans to meet her.

Don't know which robots you've been kissing, River, but this one does in fact know what he's doing.]

[jurisimpudent]

[Oh, no. Oh, no, he's - ]

I'm -

[He shakes his head, panic making his voice a bit strangled - ]

Ms. Paulsen, I don't - You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes upon. Please do not for a moment think otherwise.

[king]

No.

[ This has actually already happened to him once today, but that, while embarrassing, was at least not hideously unpleasant. He'd thought he wouldn't have to worry in the rooms themselves, but it had got them just outside the doorway, mistletoe growing where there had been no mistletoe before. ]

[ And Merlin standing there, as stuck as he. ]

Absolutely not. No.

[ Arthur folds his arms, stubborn. ]

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[birdskullwarrior]

[She might need explaining what Mistletoe even is]

[king]

Go right ahead.

[ he raises an eyebrow at her, interested to see just what trick she has up her sleeve. ]

[deprecate]

Yeah?

[ Cillian's voice goes a little rougher. ]

Who'd that be, then.

[killarevolution]

[Haymitch looks like he's considering throwing up on her shoes, but is resisting.]

Oh sure, I hang plants all around the ship just to get stuck in moments like this. It's entertaining.

Harvey Specter | Suits

[lawyer]

[killarevolution]

[Stop that, Russia.

Stop it.]

The last time this happened, I was eighteen and in the Capitol and somehow it was almost as much of a trial as the Games were.

[Which is to say, he has tried to walk away. He can't. SO WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE.]

James Bond | James Bond

[suitability]

(chance of being shot if you surprise him: moderately high)

for shits and giggles? idek ok sorry dksh

[impitoyable]

[ oh, she certainly would certainly burning that innocently-hanging twig above her head. and it's not for lack of trying.

but when the subtle flare of gold in her eyes achieves nothing, she is fixing the person - merlin - with a sharp glare. ] What is the meaning of this?

[ dkfsjh she can't move why can't she move, she want's to go around you, damn you. ]