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[noflying]

[ And here's a stare with those bright blue eyes for a moment before Jake goes back to getting himself put together. Time to check his pistol and ammo. ]

Don't know what you're talking about. [ Both because he doesn't understand what Nathan's saying and because he has amnesia. Oops. ]

OH GOSH DOn'T LOOK edits

[picnmix]

Well, well. Fancy meeting you here.

[ naked in blue goo.

meaning yes, he's totally standing there with his hands on his hips and nothing but that blue goo for 'modesty'. ]

[picnmix]

[ And there's more of that almost-confusion, because you're making it really hard to get a rise out of you, weird guy in chaps. ]

You mean you don't know why you're dressed like a gay cowboy? Seems like something that might be worth remembering. You know those clubs've got a reputation for the experimental drugs.

[ At least he's avoided actually saying Brokeback Mountain so far. ]

[undercovergirl]

[ well, hey now, that's someone she certainly didn't expect to see ]

Eyal — not you, too.

[ she's relieved, worried, sympathic, and frustrated all at the same time

. . . at least there's one more intelligence agency searching for them ]

Cassandra | OC

[coexistential]

I thought waking up in the women's bathroom at a Vietnamese restaurant up town was weird. This? Takes the fucking cake.

sam winchester | supernatural | "mystery spot"

[salads]

[ ( "Yeah, and if I ever hear it again, I'm going to kill myself." )

Well, as it turns out, it was not the heat of the moment. The absence of the tune leaves him picking at his ear, flinching back when the gesture is welcomed with an actual result.

Goo.

Disgusting.

Slimy.

G o o.

It just settles in a chain-reaction—hovering a hand and letting the substance drip, furrowing his brows; eyes wandering for the briefest moment to realize he's going more than commando, mouth gaping; his audible "no, no, no" to complete the look of a large woodland creature losing his footing and complete cool. Not so graceful when you're thrown in the middle of... well, where is he?

Not even close to what he temporarily could call home, the lack of everything that could resemble his previous situation. There was the annoying muffle of instruments, the gargle of water, pig in a poke, hot sauce, "Sam Winchester keeps a ruler near the bed and every morning when he wakes up–okay, enough!"

Fun times for all—but then nothing. The rules have been shredded, he's back to square one on Candyland and he wants nothing more than Candy Castle to go up in flames. The unbearable frustration just restacked with something new. And off. Completely off and tumbling away from any sense of logic and reality.

( This isn't how it's supposed to go. )

And as far as Sam Winchester knows, it's still Tuesday. ]

( ooc: Early canon point because NOTTTT SURE WHAT I AM DOING JUST YET )

[noflying]

Don't know what being happy has to do with anything.

[ Jake no... ]

And cowboys tend to herd cattle.

Victor Zsasz | DCU

[stabbers_conspiracy]

[ EDIT: I FORGOT if you're not familiar with Zsasz, i'll throw up a quick trigger warning here for self-harm, murder and stalking, as those are all common Zsasz hobbies. ]

[picnmix]

[ jake are you for real rn

BUT he's still not laughing, somehow, though he might actually start crying at the hilarity if this doesn't ease up soon. Moving right past the happy comment for- ]

So it's cattle you're after, is it? Does that mean you're from the Wales of America? You don't make them wear the chaps as well, do you, because that'd be really kinky.

And I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you might be out of luck in the cattle department here. I don't expect there are many cows in space. [ LITTLE DOES HE KNOW... ]

[noflying]

[ This is not his fault okay. ]

The what? [ There's a confused look for a moment before he shakes his head. Nevermind. ]

I'm not after any cattle.

[picnmix]

[ Not offended by jokes about banging cattle. Nathan can only assume he's either got a great poker face or he's immensely dimwitted. ]

Right, fine, what a man does with his cattle is his own business.

What's the gun for, then? Not trying to be rude or anything, but it seems a bit outdated. Don't think you'll last long against whatever crazy future guns they've got on this thing.

[rhymeswithdeath]

[ Of all the people to reunite with in space hell...

Steph pulls out her staff. ]

Long time no see.

[introuble]

It's completely inappropriate! Not just the content, but your language as well.

This has nothing to do with body image or my -own- opinions on the human body, it's about keeping crass graffiti off of the ship's walls and away from the children's eyes. Simple as that.

Also, we voted already. No penises.

[nothlit]

very funny, especially since i didn't suggest a trade
so really this is all on you

[noflying]

[ Well, he's got a great poker face and he's a good two centuries behind you, Nathan. ]

I don't have any cattle. [ :||| ]

Outdated? [ Now there's a little more of a reaction, Jake spinning the pistol in his hand before setting it in his holster. It should be obvious what a gun is for. As for crazy future guns... well, he doesn't know about future, but he knows what he has on his wrist.

Not that he's going to share that fact at the moment. This kid isn't enough for it to react, apparently. ] Don't know what you're talking about, but even aliens bleed.

[picnmix]

[ okay he's genuinely confused at this part because by his standards- ]

what language? i haven't even used any language yet!

jesus i haven't landed on a ship full of bible bashers have i??

because i think i'd rather take my chances in the cold and lonely void of space if that's the case, maybe if i drift long enough i'll run into a nice inhabitable asteroid full of sexually liberated aliens

[picnmix]

being that i'm the one that drew a massive penis i'll cede that point

but i'll have you know there is no compensation happening by any definition of the word

Norman Jayden | Heavy Rain

[triptoprofiling]

There's a rooster inside my locker. Now I don't know how it got here or who put it there but if it's yours, you should come get it. I won't say anything. I just need to get my stuff out from there.

[He won't even mention how much of a mess it made.

And this is why Jayden isn't a vegetarian.]

[picnmix]

[ Alright, now this is just getting annoying. This must be what having sex with a tree feels like.

Or something?????? ]

Hold on, now, you've got this great cowboy thing going. You can't go mixing genres like that, it's against the rules. A little historical racism's to be expected, but aliens?

And speaking of inaccuracies, that jewelry's all wrong. Maybe swap it out for one of those cuntish leather bracelets Colin Farrell's always sporting.

harry osborn | marvel

[harriedosborn]

[ He's just going to skulk the fuck around because wow he can't think of anyplace he wouldn't rather be than trapped up in space. ]

[emerges]

here's a tip: if you're going to try a brag, at least try and make it good?

[breathalyser]

right.

1. you're disgusting

2. you're disgusting

3. still not your friend

[picnmix]

i'm not quite sure what you're implying, but i'm getting a judgmental tone from this text and i don't appreciate it

i worked long and hard on that cock and i think it's fair to say any objective reviewer would find it very impressive

[picnmix]

you of all people should be aware that you don't have to be someone's friend to lend them a friendly hand

but i'd like to kindly point out that you engaging in unecessary text-based conversation with me is a very friendly thing to do

[emerges]

oh i'm not implying anything

i'm pretty much saying it outright.