[Cullen tries not to laugh at that and fails, glancing away with a little chuckle. True enough, he's used to a fair share of soldier talk and gallows humor, even if the Templars were supposedly more upstanding than your typical shit-talking mercenary.

Supposedly.]

I'm afraid so. I could tell you, but I doubt you'd believe me.

[Still, Krem's crassness had lightened the mood a little, and Cullen finds himself relaxing in the other man's presence. It's nice, not to have to be on his guard around someone all the time.]

Suffice to say, a lot of what you think you know about the world is going to change. The tube spitting was just their opening move.