I never said that! I never-- no, I don't think we were abducted. I never said that.

[In the grand scheme of things, being watched by a ghost whilst sleeping is really not so weird or bad and anyway he sort of half knew about it. --Okay, so it's still a little weird. But this is far more important.]

If it's an abduction--and I'm not saying it is--then it's less of a flying saucers paranoiac's wet dream abduction, and more of a-- of a guys-in-a-van style abduction. [Which isn't much better.] No grey men.

That we've seen. Yet.