[ are you kidding. john considers that for a second (and the fact that this guy only vaguely resembles the actual captain kirk), and then he draws the only logical conclusion he possibly can. ]

Look, you get points for creativity, but if you're going to pull crap out of my head you should probably stick to real people - and that is an awful Shatner impersonation, by the way.

[ said conclusion being that this is an engineered hallucination based on his memories. hey, it wouldn't be the first time. which is a good thing, because the first time he'd tried shooting the fake people to get out of it and that'd been a bust, so he opts for a calmer approach this go round. ]

I haven't even left the planet, have I?

[ he totally nailed it, right. that means you have to let him out of this dream world crap, those are the rules. ]