[ the safest assumption when you wake up in a test tube surrounded by strangers is that the aliens did it, but seeing as everyone here looks mostly human (as if that means anything) and nobody here is trying to kill him, john decides the subtle approach is best.

that doesn't mean his expression isn't growing increasingly disturbed and suspicious by the second, because first there's showers and then there's lockers, and if this is an abduction it's not a very scary one. there's also the gun in his locker, which is weird but good, but-

no, it's mostly just really freaking weird. he manages to finish dressing before he stops to stare in disbelief at his gun for a few seconds, and then he finally gives up and directs a reasonably loud critique to nobody in particular. ]

You know it's usually a really dumb idea to give the abductees weapons. They might have half a mind to shoot you with them.

[ ... and actually, while he's reviewing the performance. ]

And the showers could use some more soap.