[Merlin can't cross his legs, but he can squeeze them together. Maybe Arthur's especially thick-headed today, though that little smirk suggests otherwise. Merlin glances around before whispering:]
I have to pee.
[And if that doesn't say 'pucker up', nothing does.]
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[Merlin can't cross his legs, but he can squeeze them together. Maybe Arthur's especially thick-headed today, though that little smirk suggests otherwise. Merlin glances around before whispering:]
I have to pee.
[And if that doesn't say 'pucker up', nothing does.]