Mistletoe Meme

[godofthemachine]

Huh... There's a mistletoe right above you... That's weird, it's Decemb-- oh wait. December is the perfect time to get stuck under the mistletoe with someone. And look! There's a someone else stuck with you under there right now! And, of course, you both can't move until you kiss one another (Of course, not specifying where that kiss needs to happen).

Let's start off December with a little holiday cheer!

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This was lovingly stolen from bakerstreet and I feel like AX needs to celebrate the holidays too.

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[ex_sorted385]

[ Dilemma: cute guy + mistletoe versus why can't I leave this spot + ALIEN mistletoe. ]

At...least it's not sex pollen?

[ Grin? ]

[handelaar]

[BEING FROZEN IN PLACE um.

N...o... reason.

Also he is literally facepalming.]

Y'know what mistletoe is, right.

[idkmybffbloodwing]

Then maybe we'll get a lucky break.

[She's cute and all, but she's also like half his age, so he just leans in to kiss her on the cheek and hopes that'll be enough to get them out of this.]

[still_alive]

I noticed. [Tone as dry as the Sahara Desert.]

[That was one of the major differences between being human and being in a chassis. Being human mean that she was hyper aware of every single movement her body makes. Or, in this case, does not make. It's just another reason she hates being human--mistletoe had never affected her while she was in her chassis.]

Although I must admit, I was unaware mistletoe had paralytic properties. [Which would be because it doesn't. But she can't deny that at the current moment, it does. The contradiction of facts displeases her.]

[doesthemath]

[She was all set to try and hex the mistletoe up until he said that. Wanda arches an eyebrow up.]

I offered as a courtesy to you, not for the sake of my dignity.

[bottlearum]

[He had noticed there was a plant growing above his head. One does tends to take stock of things around them when they notice they are currently unable to move. Unfortunately, there wasn't anything in arms distance around them, so Jack is stuck. Physically and mentally.

Jack wastes no time in quirking an eyebrow back.]

Ship ain't that big, mate.

[He is confused. Why is he stuck? Why is there a plant growing above his head? Why is the ship doing this to them? Rus, help.]

[lacksgrace]

Sounds like a fun tradition. [ He's grinning like an idiot. ] Does that mean I can kiss you? 'Cause I kinda want to regardless of the plant.

[birchcore]

Thank you. How have you been since our arrival?

[ people smiling makes her smile. but once she too realizes she is unable to move, it turns awkward and sheepish. ]

This is quite strange.

[ looking around to see if maybe someone has cast a spell as a prank, her eye does catch the strange plant hanging from the ceiling. bethany points to it with a frown. ]

Look there. Whatever could that be for?

NOT HERE

[handelaar]

[BUT SOMEWHERE. SUDDENLY: BONERS.]

im sorry

[za_rodina]

[]

It's called sarcasm, my dear Captain. [I'm sorry were you expecting actual help...give him a moment. Okay, moment over! Russia gestures up at the little dangling plant as if it will] It's mistletoe.

[sweetmotherofgod]

Motherfucker. Not you. Obviously. I heard about you guys and the no-parents deal.

[Has anyone mentioned she can get rambly when she's awkward? Because ta-da, congratulations Russia you get a real live demonstration. Aren't you the lucky duck. S I G H.]

It's on you, big guy. I can't reach.

[fuckinghysterical]

Heheh, maybe.

[She's not even bothered by the age difference between them, because she was trying to hug and straddle a sixty year old looking man before coming to this ship anyway. It was actually her own inexperience with kissing she was nervous about. Yes, kissing was way different than actually trying to kill someone.

So she just merely blinks when he leans down to peck at her cheek before trying to move away. It wasn't working, however.]

...oh! Right, I probably have to do it too.

[She hesitates, muttering a nervous laugh before leaning in to do the same.]

I didn't know Dollhouse was made by Joss Whedon. Huh.

[still_alive]

[Make out with the entire Portal cast, you say? Let me help with that.]

There are some things I am able to resist in life. This is not one of them. Please forgive me.

[littlemouse]

[Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no no.

There were tons of people on this ship. Literally, tons of people she could have gotten stuck with that weren't her ex. Her ex that tried to kill Sherlock. Her ex who broke into the bank and stole the crown jewels and let out prison inmates for no other reason than he was bored.

And now they were alone. Stuck together, standing under mistletoe.

She opens and closes her mouth a few times, trying to say something anything.]

So, uh.... Mistletoe, huh?

[Oh god no, this was horrible.]

[idkmybffbloodwing]

[And now he's able to step back, and scowl at that offensive bunch of mistletoe.]

There. Damn plant. Wish the things'd just burn like they should, though.

lies and slander

[bottlearum]

[He rolls his eyes.]

I know that.

[]He's not stupid, Russia. He knows that it's sarcasm, and he knows that it's mistletoe. But that information gives him fuck all.]

Thought mistletoe was suppose'd t'cure people not...

[He waves his hands. He's not sure what word he wants to use exactly, but he gestures to the mistletoe and his non-working limbs. You get the point.]

[za_rodina]

[Technically his "dad" is the personification of winter so...../unsure. But uh, gosh she rambles more than he'd expected how do????]

Oh--[He blinks and ducks down to press a kiss to her cheek, that works right?]

[bring_em_down]

[Actual facepalm, right here.]

Right, no jokes.

[doesthemath]

Mhmm.

[Wanda points a finger up as she looks at the mistletoe, and sends a spark of a hex at it. The mistletoe comes out of it undamaged, however, and as Wanda tries to step away again, once more she's prevented.]

...well that's new.

[theyalldieforme]

Will you calm down?

[He sounds more amused than anything]

It's just mistletoe, right?

[godofthemachine]

[His smirk is gradually fading, though - actually, more rapidly because he really doesn't like being unable to move. He thought it was amusing for a moment but now it's not.]

I told you, Laughing Beauty, I have done nothing.

[And now he's scowling. Not cool.]

[sweetmotherofgod]

Dude, weak.

[Oh! That was. Not what she mean to say. At all. Clearly it's some sort of additional effect of this mistletoe because she is certainly not enough of an idiot to cast aspersions on the virility of people who are close on a foot and a half taller than her, or rude enough to say such a thing to someone who is actually just being much more of a gentleman about the whole thing than she probably deserves.

Spoilers: she is, and now she's just standing there like UM.]

[coffeeking]

And to make matters worse, you can't even see them until you're already trapped. Perception filter, maybe.

[showbizpanache]

Y-you do? I mean-- You do!

[His whole face is red nbd.]

Okay. I mean, you may. If you'd like.

[showbizpanache]

Yes, but-- Like I said, it's just a silly... It doesn't mean anything.