[ And he reacts like any young adult who is actually indestructible would, of course. He pulls the rizlas up and back, out of Jake's easy reach, and the grin's replaced by a sharp look of challenge. ]

I'd like to see you try. I've heard gay cowboys are shit in a fight. [ He hasn't actually heard that. And also, speaking of actuallies- ] Well, no, even a gay cowboy could probably beat me up, but trust me when I say you don't want me as an enemy. What I lack in sheer physical power I make up for with a truly fucked up imagination, and I will have my revenge one way or another. [ Translation: he'll shit in your bed, Jake. ]