Trust me, you haven't lived 'til you've seen a stranger's dick on live feed. You should try it sometime. [ Hard to actually say if that's sarcasm or honesty. He's okay with the ambiguity. But then there's a pause, and the next question is cautiously suspicious. ]

Hang on, you said you're doing community service with a bunch of idiots? Have these idiots got names? [ Because yes, Nathan, there's only one place in all of England where community service happens. ]