[ And now Nathan's taking offense, because the goal here certainly wasn't to have someone show him their dick via cam. Pretty much the opposite, actually. Except not to this guy. Obviously. ]

I can see your face, you pervert. If you were actually a woman you'd be the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life, and I can assure you I've seen a fair few. [ Short pause for thought. ] Well, second ugliest.

But if you're aiming to lure young naives in and show them your cock, you might want to start with texting.