[ He actually looks mildly offended at the accusation. ]
Hey, you started it! With your ejaculate and your sore throat, don't pretend you weren't thinking of those flying twats from the films. [ Then there's a pause as he... checks the sensitivity of his nipples and feels his stomach. The next comment is a completely serious assessment. ]
I don't feel pregnant. [ But then his eyes narrow at the screen, brows furrowed in thought. ] You, on the other hand. Are you usually this much of a pussy? Maybe it's the mood swings.
SCREW YOU MAN I'M THE ORIGINAL NOBODY EVEN LIKES YOU!!!!! or cries when you cry sob
Hey, you started it! With your ejaculate and your sore throat, don't pretend you weren't thinking of those flying twats from the films. [ Then there's a pause as he... checks the sensitivity of his nipples and feels his stomach. The next comment is a completely serious assessment. ]
I don't feel pregnant. [ But then his eyes narrow at the screen, brows furrowed in thought. ] You, on the other hand. Are you usually this much of a pussy? Maybe it's the mood swings.