[He points at the camera as if to correct her and prove a point.]

Now hold it a minute. I am not of the homosexual disposition if that's what you're suggesting. I have never ever wanted to put cock in my mouth. Never.

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Except when I thought I saw Tom Cruise in the public toilets at Nandos - dear god, that is one fucking handsome little man - but that was one time. God, you think about a male celebrity once during a cheeky little wank or have one quick peak at another man's genitals and instantly you're labelled.